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Thursday, May 25, 2006

HOLD THAT THOUGHT


Thank you for all the great advice and suggestions about laptops, you all rock!

Now though, I'm putting the purchase on hold for the time being. Hubby's fault..... but let's just say that I might not need to buy one. We'll have to wait and see.

In the meantime, not much for news here. The rain is pouring down again today and for that I'm grateful. We need it badly.

I'm getting ready to head off to work, so I should close this post and wish you all a good day.

Good day!!

And here's a little sumpin' to bring a smile to your face:

Home Remedies
Amazingly simple home remedies:

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seat
by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you ! will
forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

And remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

If you wake up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.

And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
when you might need them to empty your bedpan.


Oh!! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL!!!!!!! Hope you have a great day sweetie! **hugs**

Be good, and take care of each other.....

PEACE!

Love Jude

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