OH YEAH THIS IS ME..

Thanks to my cuz Brian!!


Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D.

- Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.

... As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

.... As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.

... I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

... I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the can is full.

... So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

... But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the rubbish anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only 1 cheque left.

.. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

... I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

... As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered

... I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

... I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

... I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

... I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

... I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

... So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

... Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

.. At the end of the day:

* the car isn't washed

* the bills aren't paid

* there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

* the flowers don't have enough water,

* there is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,

* I can't find the remote,

* I can't find my glasses,

* and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

... Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

... I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

... Do me a favour, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC

No outdoor pictures or vids today, it's raining here folks and is a wee bit gloomy outside. We need the rain and so I'm happy with it. (I wish I could send you some, Karen!! Those Florida fires and dry weather are scary....)

Okay off to get laundry and housecleaning done, then it's back to work tomorrow for this hippie chick. In the meantime enjoy the oh-so-exciting(!!!) vids of my laundry being done! ROTF!






Take care of each other!

PEACE
Love Jude