SAY IT AND RUN, JUDE!!
I am not the only one saying this right now, but there's still too many people who love the *hot* weather to make it safe for me to say this without running after I utter these words........
.........I LOVE THIS COOL WEATHER!! It can stay this way all summer and I'd be a happy camper! LOL It's cool and cloudy, today only around the mid 50's F. I don't mind anything around 70-ish and under, so this is wonderful. However, I know I'm going to get blasted with heat yet, so fair is only fair I guess.
Just got back from the grocery run with sister Pammie, and I had to buy myself a little kitchen timer. Let's just say that I am getting far too forgetful when having things cooking on the stove and I walk away and ..........well. So I thought, get me a little timer and hang the sucker around my neck or something. So I get it home today, and after putting the food away I hack open the "unopenable for mentalpausal women" package, and try out this timer. It doesn't friggin' work. The bell doesn't go off. It's not like I paid 50 cents for it, it was just under $4.00 and I wouldn't have thought it would be a piece of junk. Why do stores sell crap that doesn't work?? Don't the places that make these things ever test them before they package them, I mean not even random tests? It's true, they just don't make things like they used to. So until I take it back for a refund next week (you can be I will, even if it's only $4.00), I probably shouldn't cook anything on my stove, lol. Don't ask. Just don't.
End of another weekend my darlings....... and a Monday morning around the corner to look forward to. I hope you all have a good week! Take care of each other, and before I go, here's a little funny:
I saw this awhile ago in a natural health magazine...... and just have to share it with you.
THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE
2000 BC "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC "That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer."
1805 AD "That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion."
1940 AD "That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill."
1960 AD "That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD "That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here,
eat this root."
Author Unknown
.........I LOVE THIS COOL WEATHER!! It can stay this way all summer and I'd be a happy camper! LOL It's cool and cloudy, today only around the mid 50's F. I don't mind anything around 70-ish and under, so this is wonderful. However, I know I'm going to get blasted with heat yet, so fair is only fair I guess.
Just got back from the grocery run with sister Pammie, and I had to buy myself a little kitchen timer. Let's just say that I am getting far too forgetful when having things cooking on the stove and I walk away and ..........well. So I thought, get me a little timer and hang the sucker around my neck or something. So I get it home today, and after putting the food away I hack open the "unopenable for mentalpausal women" package, and try out this timer. It doesn't friggin' work. The bell doesn't go off. It's not like I paid 50 cents for it, it was just under $4.00 and I wouldn't have thought it would be a piece of junk. Why do stores sell crap that doesn't work?? Don't the places that make these things ever test them before they package them, I mean not even random tests? It's true, they just don't make things like they used to. So until I take it back for a refund next week (you can be I will, even if it's only $4.00), I probably shouldn't cook anything on my stove, lol. Don't ask. Just don't.
End of another weekend my darlings....... and a Monday morning around the corner to look forward to. I hope you all have a good week! Take care of each other, and before I go, here's a little funny:
I saw this awhile ago in a natural health magazine...... and just have to share it with you.
THE HISTORY OF MEDICINE
2000 BC "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC "That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer."
1805 AD "That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion."
1940 AD "That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill."
1960 AD "That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD "That antibiotic doesn't work anymore. Here,
eat this root."
Author Unknown
That is just too funny, and sooooo true, lol. Toodles for now!
PEACE! Love Jude 
posted by Jude at Sunday, June 12, 2005
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