GOD IS A CANADIAN, AND SOME OF HIS HELPERS HANG OUT AT MY HOUSE

Oh my. I had my day made for me, probably my YEAR made for me.....the other day at work a customer told me she thought I was about 40 years old. I told her I loved her so much I wanted to have all her children! Well okay I didn't SAY that, but I was sure thinking it. Besides, my childbearing years are done gone kaputski!!

Thanks to my friend Birgit, here's a funny for you:

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and said, "I want to hang out with God." So St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you are the one who invented motorcycles, eh?" (**sidenote: See?? God must have been a Canadian, afterall!) Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me!" God said, "Well what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me God, but aren't you the inventor of woman?" God replied, "Ah, yes!"

"Well", said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion,
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds,
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much,
4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust,
5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmm, you may have some good points there", replied God, "but hold on."

God went to his celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed a slip of paper and God read it. "Well it may be true that my invention is flawed", God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Now for the flip-side of my "God humour" above, most of you know I really am serious about the spiritual side of my life. And some of you that have been visiting here for awhile now have read some of my past posts on a few of the "visits" I get from loved ones on the Other Side, and the work that I do with them. My sister Pammie and I do this work together a lot, and tonight I was pleasantly surprised to see she's posted something on this subject, about an experience.....no, an event we had 2 years ago. It brought back the memories of how awesome it was when I read it. Thanks Pammie. We'll have to do it again soon.

Time for bed! Have a great Sunday everyone, and take care of each other!

PEACE
Love Jude