PESKY HO
It's been kind of hard to keep my eye on RatHo when I'm at work, but once I was home for a few days, I decided I'd better follow her around the house and see what kind of no-good she's been getting up to. I tell ya, things haven't changed much.
OOOH, MA'AM HAS BEEN SHOPPING
Get your claws off my new DVD, Ho (Oh some of the band's commentaries are hilarious)
MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS GIFT IS FOR ME?
Sorry but um....no it's not, maybe I'll get you a muzzle though. Heh heh
I followed her around the house and sure enough her mind was on her #2 reason for living. Food.
WHAT'S COOKIN', MA'AM?
*sigh*
DO THESE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?
Um, probably. But get your dirty little claws out of my fridge!
I swear, she has learned to open it by herself, the little food thief!
OOOOH, SALAD!
Only if you want to eat silk, silly! Get out of my tree RatHo!
OOOH MAYBE THIS ONE?
Touch my aloe vera and I'll poke ya with it!
BINGO!!! MA'AM IS MAKING BANANA LOAF!
Having satisfied herself that she'll be able to sample my baking later, she waddles off to find her #1 reason for living.......
OOOH HUNKBEAR BABY, TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME
HunkBear is really a good little guy, just easily swayed by his young male hormones sometimes. All I had to do was give him "the look" and he decided he'd better try ignoring her.
**PSST PSST PSST**
She whispered dirty little sleeze remarks in his ear. Even HunkBear was shocked, look at his expression!
What a tramp! That was it for me, and you can guess where she is now. In my favourite RatHo place, standing in the corner for a time-out. And I'm able to sit and relax before bed.
Geez maybe I should scrap the muzzle Christmas gift idea and get her a chastity belt...
To my U.S. friends......HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Have a good turkey feed!
OOOH, MA'AM HAS BEEN SHOPPING
Get your claws off my new DVD, Ho (Oh some of the band's commentaries are hilarious)
MAYBE THIS CHRISTMAS GIFT IS FOR ME?
Sorry but um....no it's not, maybe I'll get you a muzzle though. Heh heh
I followed her around the house and sure enough her mind was on her #2 reason for living. Food.
WHAT'S COOKIN', MA'AM?
*sigh*
DO THESE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?
Um, probably. But get your dirty little claws out of my fridge!
I swear, she has learned to open it by herself, the little food thief!
OOOOH, SALAD!
Only if you want to eat silk, silly! Get out of my tree RatHo!
OOOH MAYBE THIS ONE?
Touch my aloe vera and I'll poke ya with it!
BINGO!!! MA'AM IS MAKING BANANA LOAF!
Having satisfied herself that she'll be able to sample my baking later, she waddles off to find her #1 reason for living.......
OOOH HUNKBEAR BABY, TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME
HunkBear is really a good little guy, just easily swayed by his young male hormones sometimes. All I had to do was give him "the look" and he decided he'd better try ignoring her.
**PSST PSST PSST**
She whispered dirty little sleeze remarks in his ear. Even HunkBear was shocked, look at his expression!
What a tramp! That was it for me, and you can guess where she is now. In my favourite RatHo place, standing in the corner for a time-out. And I'm able to sit and relax before bed.
Geez maybe I should scrap the muzzle Christmas gift idea and get her a chastity belt...
To my U.S. friends......HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Have a good turkey feed!
posted by Jude at Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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