LOOK WHO CAME TO STAY

Well, the time has come to reveal to everyone a little *something* that has gone on in Canada for all of you who have followed the RatBastard story over at Lexy's blog. This is in NO way stealing anyone's thunder (Lexy you're the best story teller and the greatest for giving permission to do this hon) but rather this is in honour of that bad ol' RatBastard and the ultra cool lady who invented him. It's been an ongoing bit of entertainment for all of us, and a hilarious saga. For those of you not in the know, here's a quick summary:

One of our single blogging lady friends was hit on mercilessly by what turned out to be a married man. Even when she found that little piece of important information out, this slime bucket still had no remorse, as if she should just overlook that fact? Anyway we were all calling him bad names and Lexy came up with the name RatBastard for him. And THEN she went out and bought a little stuffed rat and made him a collar that says RatBastard on it, and has posted many a fine picture of him getting into trouble at her office and in her home. It's been a hoot. Then a short while ago, she sent me one in the mail. And because of that little gift from her, I now have a little side-story....................




Somebody got told to pack her bag and get ready for a trip across Canada.


RATBAG IS PACKED

Oh but Mistress Lexy, do I HAVE to leave?? (Yes you do, you just keep getting into trouble with RatBastard)

TO THE POST OFFICE WITH YOU

But I don't wanna go....mmmff!!

You're going anyway, you little troublemaker. Maybe Jude can tame your wild little ass.



A FEW DAYS LATER.........

LOOK WHO'S HERE

What's that she's holding in her hand? A ransom note perhaps??



PLEA TO RATBASTARD

Sorry RatHo, you're staying put, Lexy doesn't want your wanton ways around her house anymore.


Not even a day later............

LOOK WHAT SHE FOUND

Uh huh.... already she's found my studly leather cowboys and wants to flirt outrageously. (I posted about these 2 handsome devils on Oct. 28th. just in case you don't know who the hell I'm talking about, yummy) And now she's got them in her sights, the little witch.



TAKE ME BIG BOY, I'M ALL YOURS


Yeah Lexy I see what you mean now. Brazen little hussy. Not even wearing a bra. Look at all that makeup, too. Club-footed little floozie!

Back away from my cowboys, RatHo. Go find something else to do......



OOOOOH, WHO'S THIS?

Yummy, he's a MALE. And he likes THAT COOL BAND. Hmmm maybe Jude's place won't be so bad afterall. Oooh, I'm in love!

Thank you, Mistress Lexy!!! Gazillions of RatKisses to you!

Oh and RatBastard bro?? Um.....don't bother to send for me just now, I'm a little "busy"...... *So, Mr. HunkBear, what IS that aftershave you're wearing, and can I listen to your Leppy CD's, big boy?*