I AM A SUNGODDESS AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF

Okay the laugh's on me at work. The previous post with the pictures of our new office? The inside shots looked different to me, and I thought it wasn't OUR office. Guess what? It's the camera angles or something, it does look different....but it IS our office. AND, YOURS TRULY IS EVEN IN THE SHOT FOR PETE'S SAKE!! I remember the day they were in there doing a photo shoot too. The pictures are so small you can barely even make any of us out, but I'm sitting on the right side on the working side of the counter. You can just make out my head, my hair's back in a pony tail so I'm all "face" in a side-shot. My co-worker Brenda is across from me on the member side of the counter. She's wearing purple.

Geezlouise. They laughed at me at work lemme tell ya. Hey leave me alone, I'm mentalpausal okay?

That's not the first time I've been in a photo shoot that I didn't realize made it to print either. Years ago, I went many times to the same gorgeous little condo unit on Maui. One day I was sunbathing around the pool and wasn't even aware that there was a photographer taking pics of the place for a future brochure. The very same brochure that ended up in my hands awhile later, that I was showing to my family and friends saying "this is the place I go to", and then looking again and saying, "Hey!! That's ME in the picture!!"


MAUI SUN GODDESS

That's me on the right reading a book, with a white sun hat on so I don't faint from the heat. The girl beside me on my right adjusting her bathing suit top is my friend Jane, wearing the same white sun hat as mine. Jane and I almost crapped ourselves when we realized it was us.

You didn't know you were blog-associating with such a famous brochure star, did you??
Neither did I, till I just realized it's happened to me twice now! Autographs later peeps.



Back to reality, I read this in a comment a guy made over at Lexy's blog. I couldn't stop laughing for at least 10 minutes.

"Remember, be nice to the ladies! Anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die deserves RESPECT!!!"


And here's another funny, this one my boss/friend just sent to me: (thanks Renata!)

Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He
being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going
to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being
spoiled by not going.So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early,
she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was
not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with everynice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff
that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, sincehe
was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time
he had. He said: Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there.
Did you dance much?
I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met
Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the
guy I loaned my costume to......."


A very sweet girl who I work with has just given me her link to her blog! I would love to welcome this very special lady to my blog links ~~ hiya Beth!!! And a fellow Canadian from B.C. is another new addition here, welcome Trucker Bob!

It's a day off for me today, and I've done some more painting of window frames. Still have more to do yet. I'm going to do some mundane things now like empty the dishwasher and open some windows.......the sun is beating in the windows and it's hot in the house. So until the next post, take care of each other, and have a great Thursday!

PEACE
Love Jude