SAVIN' YOUR BACON

SURE SIGN OF AUTUMN
IN CANADA


Now this is a cool idea, and hilarious at the same time. Sister Pammie told me about this, and I had to check it out. SAVE MY ASS. Somebody just knew there was a need for this, probably that somebody got into trouble with the little lady one too many times, heh heh.

Now, speaking of getting in trouble and needing your ass saved.......


HUBBY WAS A BAD, BAD BOY

See those two love seats? Yes, the ugly 80's looking ones that are pink and blue, I know.....don't fall out of your chairs laughing, I have no money to replace them with the really cool ones I want. Anyway. They are both reclining, and don't have regular sofa legs. They are all metal criss-cross bottoms that sit on the floor.

I told hubby when he steam cleaned the carpet (yes, that really gross light rose coloured crap you see here, that I ALSO can't afford to replace and that is why I SO covet Lexy's hardwood every time I see it).......anyway. When he steam cleaned, I told him that he should put cardboard down under the metal bottoms of the love seats. But did he? Well, let's just say that now we have lovely rust stains where they were sitting on the wet carpet. Bad, bad hubby.

And not only that, but a couple of days after he cleaned them, he was opening a bottle of his Black Cherry soda down at the front landing. It exploded, and now we have red/pink stains on the carpet of the first step. Did he clean it up right then while it was wet? Nooooooooo.....of course not. He let it dry on there overnight and let ME discover it the next day. Even the ace spot remover he bought isn't getting it off. He'll have to try something else. Something that will remove both cherry soda AND rust from an ugly light rose carpet. Bad dog, no biscuit, hubby!!! (His ass definitely needs saving, IMO)

As you can see, the rooms still aren't set up at all yet, there are still tools laying around, the baseboards are on, but the window frames need sanding and painting, and the drapery rods are sitting there waiting to be reinstalled. Don't look at me, that's hubby's job.

Today is Sunday and hubby isn't home, and sister Pammie and I are running out to do groceries and errands. It's raining outside, so I'd best be wearing my hair up under a ball cap or I'll be looking like a giant brillo pad with the fuzzy kinky hair. Do I want to wear my Mickey Mouse cap, or my new Leppy cap?? Decisions, decisions....... You guys have a terrific Sunday, and take care of each other!

PEACE!
Love Jude