FUNNIES AND A BLESSING
Thanks to my friend Monica, here's a couple funnies to start your day. First one's a link and keep in mind it's meant in fun, and is for both men and women, by the way!
THE PERFECT COUPLE
And one more chuckle:
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
"His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another
one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,
so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he poops
in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
Love those!!! Hope you all enjoyed them as much as I did.
Not much in the way of news to report around the homefront. Today hubby is finally coming back indoors to try to get some of the things done in here that keep us from putting our house back together. All those tons of little things like hanging drapery rods, finish putting baseboards back on, installing new ceiling light fixtures, finish installing new switch plates and electrical outlet plates, and etc. etc. etc!! And honey, I'm really getting SICK of looking at that huge old aluminum ladder in my living room too!!
Anyway, that's what I'm helping hubby with today, along with the loads of laundry I have to get done. Then tomorrow and Saturday it's back to work for me.
One more thing before I leave you with this post. I know I already did Linky Love for November, but there is one place I would love you all to go to if you haven't already been there. I have a cute little friend in Australia who just caused all kinds of excitement among her online friends, as we waited 9 long months for her to finally have her very first baby! I've known this young lady for a few years now, she was among the first online friends I made. Well, she's been blessed more than we ever knew she would be, and oh my is this little angel of hers a cutie patootie!Please take a moment and go to DANNI'S BABY BLOG and see what I mean, and say hello to some very, very blessed people! If you scroll down her posts a wee bit you will see the little Angel I am talking about too. I could just kiss her till the cows come home!
I'm off and running here peeps, hope you all have a great Thursday, take good care of each other and I'll catch you here again soon!
PEACE
Love Jude
THE PERFECT COUPLE
And one more chuckle:
A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."
"His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another
one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,
so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is
unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he poops
in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
Love those!!! Hope you all enjoyed them as much as I did.
Not much in the way of news to report around the homefront. Today hubby is finally coming back indoors to try to get some of the things done in here that keep us from putting our house back together. All those tons of little things like hanging drapery rods, finish putting baseboards back on, installing new ceiling light fixtures, finish installing new switch plates and electrical outlet plates, and etc. etc. etc!! And honey, I'm really getting SICK of looking at that huge old aluminum ladder in my living room too!!
Anyway, that's what I'm helping hubby with today, along with the loads of laundry I have to get done. Then tomorrow and Saturday it's back to work for me.
One more thing before I leave you with this post. I know I already did Linky Love for November, but there is one place I would love you all to go to if you haven't already been there. I have a cute little friend in Australia who just caused all kinds of excitement among her online friends, as we waited 9 long months for her to finally have her very first baby! I've known this young lady for a few years now, she was among the first online friends I made. Well, she's been blessed more than we ever knew she would be, and oh my is this little angel of hers a cutie patootie!Please take a moment and go to DANNI'S BABY BLOG and see what I mean, and say hello to some very, very blessed people! If you scroll down her posts a wee bit you will see the little Angel I am talking about too. I could just kiss her till the cows come home!
I'm off and running here peeps, hope you all have a great Thursday, take good care of each other and I'll catch you here again soon!
PEACE
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Thursday, November 03, 2005
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