IT'S A MONDAY, WHAT CAN I SAY?

Holy crap this old hippie chick is TIRED. I feel like I've been rode hard and hung out to dry. (that IS how the saying goes, isn't it?) LOL What I just need is a few days off in a ROW this week and I've got them, thank God!

It's still trying to snow here, we've been getting little flakes all day but so far nothing much on the ground. It's sure colder now though. Come on, White Christmas!!

Well that RatHo sure has been a busy little rat scrag these past couple of days. I'm continuously walking into rooms and finding her into things!





Well.......or vice versa. She's been corrupting my sweet little HunkBear. (Hey you two, stop it!)






RatHo is in big doo-doo with me now, and I've taken away her HunkBear visiting privileges again. She wasn't happy with me about that.




That's enough of this shit. I'm phoning my bro RatBastard to see if he can score me a bus ticket home.





When I caught her using my phone, I sent her to her corner for awhile. She hates having to stand in the corner with all the dustbunnies.

So she decided to suck up to me again.




Rub my belly, ma'am??








Yeah right you little twirp. Go stay out of trouble for a change......

Well she ended up following me around the house, asking questions and generally just driving me crazy. I was ready to smack her one upside the rat noggin.


Ooooh please please please can you play some Leppy tunes, ma'am?






Ooooooh I'm hungry, look at all those eggs! Why are they all coloured like this ma'am? Can I eat some ma'am??






(*heavy sigh*)



What's this, is it edible oil in there? Geez I'm sure hungry...





(Dream on)


Can I have something to eat ma'am?










(No, you eat me out of house and home.) The little hussy knows there's cheese in there......





Oh yes, so then later I walk in on her and she's eating my old cheddar and Ritz. AND she's taken over the TV remote.....AND my rocker!





Well I beat her butt good, and sent her to bed.




LATER.......



What's the number to RatBitch's house??? Maybe SHE'LL spring me a bus ticket outta this joint........



Ha ha, no such luck honey. She's not at Kim's house, she's at her office. Now give me back my cell phone, and quit going through my purse, thief!


That's how it is around here. RatHo is bad, gets a beatin', and spends the next several hours sucking up like a vaccuum.

Her brother is starting to seem tame to me after having her here now. Well I stuffed her into hubby's sock drawer for the night and shut it tight. Maybe we'll get a good night's sleep now!

I'm off to bed, so have a good Tuesday everyone and take care of each other! Many blessings, and PEACE be yours.....

Love Jude