IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PENIS


Today's post is all about that piece of male anatomy that has so many differents names.......the penis.

And why not? I happen to have a "thing" for them. Like most normal red blooded and still warm females of the heterosexual persuasion. Not to mention some of the gay male friends I have here. And for those of you males who are straight, I have a feeling you won't mind this post anyway, seeing as most of you seem to have a fairly healthy obsession with that part of yourselves anyway.

So here's just a few little tidbits (oops sorry, poor choice of words there) ....here's a few gronkin' huge items about THE PENIS.

First, a funny. We women happen to like our breasts too. But look what they make us do to them.... squish them halfway to the moon and back in some cold metal clamp-of-death machine into the shape of a pancake. Literally!! I'm thinking that perhaps the PENIS might need a penogram once a year? A dickogram? Okay how about this.....





Oh yeah baby....



What's good for the goose is good for the gander?


Yeah, 'OWCH' you say..... well it's the same for us women and our poor "ma'ams". But I'm not here to try and crush the PENIS, it's my friend afterall. No, no..... treat it tenderly, I say.


How about all those names this little big guy has, too? Penis, dick, dork, wang, rod, woody, prick, schlong (that one always makes me giggle, don't know why), wanker, weenie, dong, Walter.... oops sorry that's a personal one. (you know, DeWalt? It's my personal "tool", de Walt) Anyway you get the picture. And this doesn't even touch all the personal names that men and adoring women alike have given their.... playmates. My personal favourite is the "Heat Seeking Moisture Missile". It's just a little long to scream out in the throws of passion.

I must admit to a little jealousy on my part when it comes to the PENIS. What female in their right mind doesn't wish she could write her name in the snow (or all over the bathroom) instead of having to pull half her clothes off and sit? Ah well, we can't have it all, now can we?

Well you might be wondering why on earth the old hippie chick decided to post about the PENIS today, and before you go off thinking I'm just a prevert, that's not true. (well not entirely)


It was this picture that got me started........







A LITTLE PRICK(ly), ANYONE?

So to all you dinks out there, I think you're just SWELL.

This was fun, we should do it again sometime, no?

Love Jude (hi Walter!)