WEATHERING IT ALL
Yep, we've just had another snowfall warning issued for our area for today/tonight! After the dump of snow we had last week, the last few days have been warm and the snow has been melting..... and now it seems we're in for some more! South of us they're going to get a mix of rain AND snow. Yeesh.
I'm now fighting off a cold, so far it's still with me but I'm weathering that as well.
I'm just getting ready to head into work this morning, so this is a short one folks. But I just wanted to touch bases as I haven't been making the online rounds as much this week as normal due to feeling under the weather, so to speak, LOL.
And thanks to my friend Tina, here's a little giggle for you:
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover, after attending his company's Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
of water on the side table. And , next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,! I left early to go get groceries to make you your
favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean?...I have
a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take
your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time?...priceless !
Have yourselves an excellent weekend, and I'll catch you later. Take care of each other, and PEACE to you!
Love Jude
Yep, we've just had another snowfall warning issued for our area for today/tonight! After the dump of snow we had last week, the last few days have been warm and the snow has been melting..... and now it seems we're in for some more! South of us they're going to get a mix of rain AND snow. Yeesh.
I'm now fighting off a cold, so far it's still with me but I'm weathering that as well.
I'm just getting ready to head into work this morning, so this is a short one folks. But I just wanted to touch bases as I haven't been making the online rounds as much this week as normal due to feeling under the weather, so to speak, LOL.
And thanks to my friend Tina, here's a little giggle for you:
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover, after attending his company's Christmas Party.
Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't
even remember how he got home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass
of water on the side table. And , next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks
around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of
the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick!:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove,! I left early to go get groceries to make you your
favourite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee
table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran
into the door."
Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean?...I have
a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take
your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
Broken Coffee Table $39.99
Hot Breakfast $4.20
Two Aspirins .38
Saying the right thing, at the right time?...priceless !
Have yourselves an excellent weekend, and I'll catch you later. Take care of each other, and PEACE to you!
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Saturday, March 25, 2006
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