IN THE NAME OF PATRIOTISM



We all know that it is a sin for an terrorist males of certain religious persuasions to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.



Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort.



All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house and other appropriate places to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Canadian women.




And since their faith also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.



The Canadian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless the Beaver and GOD BLESS CANADIAN WOMEN!




P.S. ~ I tried this out by giving it a "test run" in my neighbourhood. I'm still trying to figure out where the hell all the men ran off to!!

PEACE!!

Love Jude