LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE
These were cute, thank you to my friend Monica. I took a few out and added a few of my own. :-)
Dear 2010,
So, I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerly, Parents Everywhere
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely, Terrified
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
Dear Children,
Remember Noah's Ark? Please do your part regarding Global Warming.
Sincerely, God
Dear Kids,
Yes we DID walk to school every day 10 miles barefoot uphill both ways.
Sincerely, Parents
Dear Atheist,
I can't wait to see your face when you get to Heaven.
Sincerely, Believer
Dear Claustrophobic,
Let me hug you. Mua haha.
Sincerely, Confined Spaces
PEACE!
Love Jude
Dear 2010,
So, I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just sayin'...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerly, Parents Everywhere
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Sincerely, Terrified
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
Dear Children,
Remember Noah's Ark? Please do your part regarding Global Warming.
Sincerely, God
Dear Kids,
Yes we DID walk to school every day 10 miles barefoot uphill both ways.
Sincerely, Parents
Dear Atheist,
I can't wait to see your face when you get to Heaven.
Sincerely, Believer
Dear Claustrophobic,
Let me hug you. Mua haha.
Sincerely, Confined Spaces
PEACE!
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Thursday, January 27, 2011
8 Comments:
Those are cute!
Glad you liked them Jer!
Those were funny! I like the Justin Beiber one!
Hope you have a great weekend, Jude.
There were some others that were funny too Bobbie, but not "PC" enough in my opinion for me to post here. Yes the Beiber one was hilarious! LOL
You have a great weekend too my friend!
Love these! When you have a chance (no rush!), could you please forward the un-PC ones. I'd love to read & send them to those of my friends who despise wimp-ass political correctness ;D
Tanks, Sista! Now go get all those chores done, *LOL*. Wish I could do the same instead of cramming it all into two days, blah! Can you spell E-A-R-L-Y R-E-T-I-R-E-M-E-N-T !!
xoxo
Early retirement would be DIVINE! That's what I'd been hoping for, which would be just a year away when I turn 60, but alas I don't think I'll be able to afford it. BLEH!
I would love to be able to send the entire joke to you Sista J., but alas I don't have it anymore.... it was emailed to me and I have long since deleted it, I'm so sorry!
No worries about the un-PC jokes, Sista. As far as early retirement, I WISH the minimum age here was 60! I'd be all over it come this November, but it's age 62 in the USA.
Have a great week! xoxo
Oh damn.... well hopefully in 2 more years you will be able to do it then Janna! Even though it's 60 here I don't think I can afford it. :-(
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