MONDAYS BITE
I don't know anybody who's really into Mondays. Do you? Well, I suppose somebody who doesn't work, or somebody who does but has Mondays off. Other than that, why would anybody be crazy about them? It's just another day of the week I guess, but why are they so dang tiring? It wasn't even overly busy today and yet it still tuckered me right out. Must be getting OLD. "Can't we just start the week off on Tuesday from now on?" lol Such a whiner...... 
But I guess there is a good side to Mondays ~ they end. Now we have one less day to go before we're off again, right???
So you know how you have at least one person in your life that you always have really, really great belly-laughs with? You know, the kind where you both get started laughing and you just can't quit to save yourselves?
I have that with my sisters....... sometimes it just doesn't stop, to the point where I almost pee myself in the process. Case in point, one day I was sitting down at Pam's and one of us said something that the other one started laughing about. Well before you know it, her laughing made ME laugh, and off we went! Every couple of minutes we'd begin to "stop", take a deep breath, and then we'd look at each other and start all over again. Okay here's the scenario, and it ain't none to pretty either peeps......... Pam has a sectional sofa. I'm sitting on one side of it, and about 5 steps away is the bathroom door. There's a coffee table in front of me, so close to my knees that to get out, I have to kind of bend over and scoot my way out. So the thing is, I'm laughing SO HARD and finally I say to Pam, "Oh no I gotta pee" and this is in between laughing so much that my sides and my face cheeks hurt like hell. So up I get, my ass hanging over her couch as I'm scooting out DESPERATELY trying to hurry and hit the toilet, fast!! Well that made her laugh at me even more, which made me laugh SO HARD ~~~ that I pee'd all over her couch. As if we weren't already in stitches, that made us roll on the floor.
I did make it to the toilet to "finish", but now I had to get out the strongest cleaner I could find and clean up her couch for her. And that, my friends, is the never forgotten saga of Jude peeing on Pam's couch. There are other good ones too that involve her and I, but that one had the grossest ending. 
I guess that was another "kinda-sorta" body part post huh?
Well seeing as I lead such an exciting life, lol, that's it for me tonight folks! I wish you all a fabulous Tuesday ~ take care of each other!
~~PEACE~~
Love Jude
AND NOW.... ANOTHER HORROR SCOPE BY GYSPY JUDLES
"Gemini people are in for a rough time over the next few days. I don't know why. For the last week, we had a moon phase that sat in the cusp of Venus, so every female who had sex then, is pregnant now. Keep your feet clean if you are a Taurus as now is an opportune time to grow toenail fungus. Now is also an excellent time for all signs to accumulate and harbour ill feelings toward Scorpios. They are far too horny anyway. All babies born today will have parents."
But I guess there is a good side to Mondays ~ they end. Now we have one less day to go before we're off again, right???
So you know how you have at least one person in your life that you always have really, really great belly-laughs with? You know, the kind where you both get started laughing and you just can't quit to save yourselves?
I have that with my sisters....... sometimes it just doesn't stop, to the point where I almost pee myself in the process. Case in point, one day I was sitting down at Pam's and one of us said something that the other one started laughing about. Well before you know it, her laughing made ME laugh, and off we went! Every couple of minutes we'd begin to "stop", take a deep breath, and then we'd look at each other and start all over again. Okay here's the scenario, and it ain't none to pretty either peeps......... Pam has a sectional sofa. I'm sitting on one side of it, and about 5 steps away is the bathroom door. There's a coffee table in front of me, so close to my knees that to get out, I have to kind of bend over and scoot my way out. So the thing is, I'm laughing SO HARD and finally I say to Pam, "Oh no I gotta pee" and this is in between laughing so much that my sides and my face cheeks hurt like hell. So up I get, my ass hanging over her couch as I'm scooting out DESPERATELY trying to hurry and hit the toilet, fast!! Well that made her laugh at me even more, which made me laugh SO HARD ~~~ that I pee'd all over her couch. As if we weren't already in stitches, that made us roll on the floor.
I did make it to the toilet to "finish", but now I had to get out the strongest cleaner I could find and clean up her couch for her. And that, my friends, is the never forgotten saga of Jude peeing on Pam's couch. There are other good ones too that involve her and I, but that one had the grossest ending. I guess that was another "kinda-sorta" body part post huh?
Well seeing as I lead such an exciting life, lol, that's it for me tonight folks! I wish you all a fabulous Tuesday ~ take care of each other!
~~PEACE~~
Love Jude
AND NOW.... ANOTHER HORROR SCOPE BY GYSPY JUDLES
"Gemini people are in for a rough time over the next few days. I don't know why. For the last week, we had a moon phase that sat in the cusp of Venus, so every female who had sex then, is pregnant now. Keep your feet clean if you are a Taurus as now is an opportune time to grow toenail fungus. Now is also an excellent time for all signs to accumulate and harbour ill feelings toward Scorpios. They are far too horny anyway. All babies born today will have parents."
posted by Jude at Monday, February 07, 2005
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