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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

A SCOLDING FROM UNCLE LUIGI

Okay I'm not Italian, I'm CANADIAN but I have British and Ukranian blood in me. However, if I DID have an Italian family, and I had a real honest-to-goodness Uncle Luigi, this is what the conversation we'd be having would sound like:

"Whatsamadda you?? You tink yous amacho man an notta woman? You tink yous a smartalick or sompin'??"
me: Yeah yeah I know Unc, but I really DID think I could carry that damn cupboard.
"Yous try sompin' likea dat again an I gonna mix you upa real nicea pair a cement shoesa!"
me: I know, I know....... and now I'm so sore I hurt like crazy.
"Dat sistera yours she pudda you up to dis nonsense? If she made yous do dis, I breaka her armsa ana legs too!"
me: No Unc, it was both our ideas.
"Hokay den....so yous both stupido!"
me: Yes we are both stupid Unc.
"Well you jus lissen up to yer Uncle Luigi, an donna go crazy doin' stuffa like dat again. Yous gotta lift sompin' heavy, yous call me an I'lla send Mario ana Luigi junior, ana da boyz take carea dat stuff for yous. Whassa matter wit all yousa wimmin dees daysa????? Wimmins lib comes ana yous all tink you gotta be a macho man. Yous should stay home ana just getta dinner on, ya know?? Geez!"
me: Okay Unc, I promise. I'll just be a good little woman from now on.

Anybody got some Extra strength A5-35 rub I can borrow? How about a lovely massage for this sore ol' bod? I just saw Pammie and I can tell you she's in the same shape. Maybe we really are as nuts as Uncle Luigi thinks. Maybe we should just stay home and "get dinner on" and leave the rest of the world to the "boyz". Yeah, as if it works that way for most of us!! Anyway, I'm certainly not whining, more than anything I just can't believe we actually tried something that stupid. OY.
And today we're paying for it too........ what a pair we are!!

So today was BUSY at work. I didn't stop, not for a minute......except for my lunch break and two rather quick coffee breaks. The day went fast though, and now tomorrow is already my "Wednesday Friday", thankfully! Then the next 2 days at home I'll be cleaning up a storm and cooking for hubby's family birthday party here on Saturday. The old fart! hee hee I'm going to make a marble cake with milk chocoate icing, and for dinner, Beef Stroganoff, YUM!
Other than that, not much to write home about today, lol........ mostly just wanted to come on and whine a bit about my sore muscles and joints.

A note to my Lil' Bro Kurt......if you read this, I hope you are okay and that we'll hear from you soon. You are greatly missed, and a lot of people care about you! {{{hugs}}}

Well peeps I'm off and Madame Gypsy Judles is on.......... have a great Hump Day tomorrow everyone, and take good care of each other! ~PEACE~

Love Jude

AND NOW.... ANOTHER HORROR SCOPE BY GYPSY JUDLES
"Virgo children will be unruly and rather immature this coming week. Parents of these children, especially Leos, should all take a vacation and leave the kids at home, after the husbands all have vasectomies. With Jupiter moving into a sinking cusp tonight, all signs will feel irritable and childish. Now is a good time to lay on the floor and kick your feet. The next few weeks will be especially profitable if you are a podiatrist, even more so if you are an Aquarian podiatrist, as everyone knows you are stingy with your money and won't spend it anyway. People born on this date all have squinty pig-eyes and are vertically challenged."

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