LOVE THAT POTTY HUMOUR!

Hi folks, I thought I'd share a funny with you, thanks to my cuz Brian for this one!

THE OUTHOUSE

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out

....."Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!".

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."



...Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.".

So.....Pa mosies out to the house, looks around and yells back, "Ma

There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! ".

Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!". Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"



Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.".

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,

"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"



...Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!".

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,

"Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"



...To which Ma replies,...... "Hurt's, don't it!

I hope everyone had a safe long weekend! It's been fairly quiet around here the last two days as hubby was off working elsewhere....but today he's back at hammering shingles over my head with a vengeance. OY. I'm happy it's getting done, but the noise, confusion, and mess are starting to get to me....... watch for me in your local Hotel du la Rubber Room. And I've been fighting the pain from the damn root canal I got on Friday, so that's wearin' me down too. But all that being said, I am so grateful that I live where I do, out of the way of hurricanes, earthquakes, and floods ~~ and for all that I do have. I am very blessed and I give thanks for that.

As I type this, I'm watching the water being pumped out of New Orleans on CNN, and kudos to the great job the Army Core of Engineers is doing! I can't believe the amount of water, it's gallons and gallons per second, and it's been going already for 12 hours! The city is still as much flooded as it was, so that boggles my mind just how much water there is....... and they've already found e-coli in the water, I can only imagine what else is in it.

I am enjoying my holidays, as I am basically a home-body and I like being home. Don't get me wrong, I like to get out with family and friends, and even travel a little (not that I have done any travelling since......oh, 1989!!), but I do enjoy my home, my little comfort zone. I'm hoping to get lots of extra rest, naps and generally just R&R while I'm on vacation.

Take good care of each other my friends, and be good to yourself..... God bless those in need....... ~~~~~PEACE~~~~~

Love Jude