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Monday, March 27, 2006

SPRING IS HERE


The sun is out, the temps are warm and all that snow we got in a one-week period is slowly melting away.....

Not much for news, back to work and feeling about 75% better. It's getting there!

Here's a couple of giggles:

When opening a can of Carnation evaporated milk for your recipes just Smile
and think of this.

A little old lady from Newfoundland had worked in and around her family
dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard
work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in
approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering
$5,000 for the best slogan.


The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of
all...."

She said, I know all about milk and dairy farms... I can do this!

She sent in her entry, and about a week later, a black limo drove
up in front of her house... a man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED
your entry so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not
be able to use it...."

Here is her entry:

Carnation milk is best of all,
no tits to pull, no hay to haul
no buckets to wash, no shit to pitch,
just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch.

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A woman went into a bar in
Saskatchewan and saw
a Mountie with his feet propped up on a table.
He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.
She asked him if was true what they say about men
with big feet.
The Mountie grinned and said, "Sure is, little lady.
Why don't you come over to the barracks and let me
prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for
herself, so she spent the night with
him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
>>Blushing,
he said, "Well, thanks, ma'am. I'm real flattered.
nobody ever paid me for my services before."
Don't be flattered...take the money and buy
yourself boots that fit."

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It's short and sweet but I just wanted to let you know I'm still here! I'm hauling my sore and tired butt to bed now, so have a good night everyone, and a great Tuesday. Take care of each other..... PEACE!

Love Jude

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