I'M GETTING OLD.......
Speaking of farts..... here's (a young) one you can SEE! (turn on your sound)
BABY FART
Do you realize I'm over halfway done this lifetime of mine? Scary thought huh? Well not really "scary", just makes you think. Soon I'll be 54. I can't see me still being around pissing all the young'uns off at 108. I don't think I'd WANT to get that old! LOL
When I was half this age, a ripe old 27 still had me slim and bouncy. Perky, even. I didn't have aches and pains that made me have to move slowly when I first got out of bed. Hell, I bounced out of bed! With a smile! I still had perfect vision. And a smooth neck, no wrinkles yet really. Just maybe a couple of teeny ones around my eyes. But that's because I laugh and smile a lot. And I use my face well too ~~ when I'm talking I'm quite animated and use a lot of facial expressions. So, I guess some of my wrinkles ARE character lines, huh? Huh? Yeah!
And when I was 27 I didn't have hot flashes, nor get hot so easily. I was the first one to get cold in a room with the window open. I hadn't yet found out what it was going to feel like to melt and get really ill from heat exhaustion in any temperature over 72 degrees. I wore slippers around the house all the time. If I did that now I'd die from Hot Feet Syndrome.
And back then, I hadn't gained a gazillion pounds from menopause. I had such a flat tummy and tiny waist that people used to stop in the middle of a sentence and comment on it. I thought I had a big ass. Huh!! Riiiiight.... I'd give the fat off my right butt cheek for that "big ass" now I tell ya. LOL Then, it didn't take the attractive loose fat under my upper arms 10 full minutes to stop waving after I waved hello to someone, either.
Zooming forward to twice that age ~~ here I am now almost at 4 years past a half century. Can you believe it? I can't! Inside, I feel about 30. Truly no older than that. Spiritually I feel about 1 million years old, but that's a good thing. Physically.... well some days I feel 50, and others I feel 93. Depends on those aches and pains. But I'm hangin' in there!
Oh, and that farting baby? Must be a boy baby... they fart. But girls? Young or old, we just gently fluff.....
Take care of each other, and PEACE be yours!
Love Jude
Speaking of farts..... here's (a young) one you can SEE! (turn on your sound)
BABY FART
Do you realize I'm over halfway done this lifetime of mine? Scary thought huh? Well not really "scary", just makes you think. Soon I'll be 54. I can't see me still being around pissing all the young'uns off at 108. I don't think I'd WANT to get that old! LOL
When I was half this age, a ripe old 27 still had me slim and bouncy. Perky, even. I didn't have aches and pains that made me have to move slowly when I first got out of bed. Hell, I bounced out of bed! With a smile! I still had perfect vision. And a smooth neck, no wrinkles yet really. Just maybe a couple of teeny ones around my eyes. But that's because I laugh and smile a lot. And I use my face well too ~~ when I'm talking I'm quite animated and use a lot of facial expressions. So, I guess some of my wrinkles ARE character lines, huh? Huh? Yeah!
And when I was 27 I didn't have hot flashes, nor get hot so easily. I was the first one to get cold in a room with the window open. I hadn't yet found out what it was going to feel like to melt and get really ill from heat exhaustion in any temperature over 72 degrees. I wore slippers around the house all the time. If I did that now I'd die from Hot Feet Syndrome.
And back then, I hadn't gained a gazillion pounds from menopause. I had such a flat tummy and tiny waist that people used to stop in the middle of a sentence and comment on it. I thought I had a big ass. Huh!! Riiiiight.... I'd give the fat off my right butt cheek for that "big ass" now I tell ya. LOL Then, it didn't take the attractive loose fat under my upper arms 10 full minutes to stop waving after I waved hello to someone, either.
Zooming forward to twice that age ~~ here I am now almost at 4 years past a half century. Can you believe it? I can't! Inside, I feel about 30. Truly no older than that. Spiritually I feel about 1 million years old, but that's a good thing. Physically.... well some days I feel 50, and others I feel 93. Depends on those aches and pains. But I'm hangin' in there!
Oh, and that farting baby? Must be a boy baby... they fart. But girls? Young or old, we just gently fluff.....
Take care of each other, and PEACE be yours!
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Saturday, April 22, 2006
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