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Sunday, April 02, 2006

BIBLE SOAP!



Holy Soap


Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to he showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

"Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells . . . "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!!!"



Hope you enjoyed your Sunday ha-ha! I laughed and laughed at that one, LOL

Not much news here, going out in a couple of hours for a grocery/banking run. Then back to work Monday and Tuesday. Still lovely spring weather, soon all the snow will be gone, it's almost there now.

Did you all remember to change your clocks??? Bleh!!

I hope you all have a fabulous Sunday, take care of each other and God bless!

PEACE!
Love Jude

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