TIRED..... ZZZZZZZ
Okay it CAN'T be just the lost hour of sleep from the time change. I'm probably also just feeling the effects of the last vestiges of this bug I'm almost over. But regardless, I can't seem to get enough sleep, I just want more. No matter though, this too shall pass and I'll be full of piss and vinegar once again!!
No news, aren't you bored with me yet?? Sheesh. Weather is gorgeous, almost no snow except for the huge piles of it where the graders shoved masses of it, and those are melting away. The sun is shining daily. Spring has arrived and it's nice to be in the fresh air before it gets too hot.
I've a giggle to share, but before I do I'm posting this disclaimer that I actually LIKE where I work and I LOVE the people I work with, as well as my boss who's a terrific lady! Having said that, this is still a good one:
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
I'm fast running out of time again and need to get my tired ol' butt to bed.... but I wanted to connect with my blogger buds and say "HI!" before I hit the sheets. I hope you have an excellent week, and take good care of each other! Catch you soon,
PEACE
Love Jude
Okay it CAN'T be just the lost hour of sleep from the time change. I'm probably also just feeling the effects of the last vestiges of this bug I'm almost over. But regardless, I can't seem to get enough sleep, I just want more. No matter though, this too shall pass and I'll be full of piss and vinegar once again!!
No news, aren't you bored with me yet?? Sheesh. Weather is gorgeous, almost no snow except for the huge piles of it where the graders shoved masses of it, and those are melting away. The sun is shining daily. Spring has arrived and it's nice to be in the fresh air before it gets too hot.
I've a giggle to share, but before I do I'm posting this disclaimer that I actually LIKE where I work and I LOVE the people I work with, as well as my boss who's a terrific lady! Having said that, this is still a good one:
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit clearer....
IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out..
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers
I'm fast running out of time again and need to get my tired ol' butt to bed.... but I wanted to connect with my blogger buds and say "HI!" before I hit the sheets. I hope you have an excellent week, and take good care of each other! Catch you soon,
PEACE
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Tuesday, April 04, 2006
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