TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONE

Found this laying around here, and I don't even know how long I've had it or where I got it from. But it's good for a chuckle so here ya go:

BULLETIN

The Occupational Safety and Health Unit Team for Underpaid Persons (OHSHUTUP) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn.

Thank You.

Now Monday is under our belts, the worst of the week is over, lol. Tomorrow is supposed to be 28 degrees C. here, that would be around..... 83 degrees F., or in other words TOO FREAKIN' WARM.

Can you say, ???


Believe me, I'll not only be saying it, I'll be living it! I don't know how you people who live in Phoenix (Rich, Xavier) do it, or those of you who live in the deep south of the U.S. (too many to mention, lol) I guess it's all what you're acclimated to, but I was born and raised out east and it's hot and humid there. I can't go there in the summer time now to save myself. Anyway it's been decently cool and mild here pretty much all spring so I can't complain. Okay well maybe I can, a little bit. Too much though, and all my friends who are heat freaks will pack me up and ship me off to Siberia, for good. LOL

I'm off to scrub this warpaint off my face and jump in the shower, so have a great Tuesday and take care of each other. Until next time, PEACE!

Love Jude