WOMAN, 53, KILLS HUBBY OVER SINGING DOORCHIME. FILM AT 11

A good friend of mine sent me this last night, just when I needed a good ol' belly laugh ~ he said when he read this, it reminded him of ME! Yikes, am I giving off homicidal vibes to you all?? LOL!

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used
it all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was
the best.

Since I am now in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact,
about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate
me about how clumsy I was.

One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a
bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick
trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of
the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without
being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such
a great product.

Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.


Too funny ~ gotta love it!

So here it is a Saturday a.m., and yet we are all up in this household with our alarm clocks at 7 a.m. Why in the world anyone would WANT to do that is beyond me, but in our case we HAVE to.....cuz the window guys are coming early to finish our windows! YAY!! I'm off now to go make some coffee to help me wake up. And for breakfast, um.....perhaps some baby food or something? I tell ya, if I don't at least lose some weight over this teeth issue I'll be P.O.'d!! LOL!

Have a terrific weekend everyone, and take care of each other. Until next post, PEACE to you and yours!

Love Jude