I CAN'T DECIDE WHO TO MURDER, HUBBY OR MY DENTIST
These antibiotics are making me sick. Last night hubby asked me what I had under my eyes. It was just dark rings. I felt nauseous after dinner. Had to sip on gingerale and took a Tums. I'm still waking up with a sore tooth once the Ibuprofin wears off in the night. To my Dr. I.L. Drillya ~~~ WTF do you mean, "it won't hurt after"??????? Dentists are all sadists, I'm sure of it now. Today I'm not taking any more of those nasty antibiotics and we'll see. If it gets worse again, I'm screwed. PRAY FOR MY TOOTH OKAY? Thanks.
Thanks to my friend Roxy for sending me this funny:
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
Through the last handful of years, I seem to have become one of those ladies who have to wear the "Salvation Army" type of bra, and I've gone from a lifetime of "Can't Complain" to "Dang!" Hey, they need men's ginchies to be categorized by "cup" size, don't you think? It's only fair afterall. They could be categorized by the same bra letters:
A cup - "Ah, thanks but no thanks"
B cup - "Better than 'A', I'll have some thanks!"
C cup - "Cute weenie ya got there!"
D cup - "Do me, baby!"
DD cup - "Double Dog Dare Ya to put THAT up there!!"
E cup - "EEEEEK!!" **runs for her life**
Well, it's only my opinion, but men should have to be sized with their underwear too. Then us women can hang out in the men's ginchie section and follow the men home who buy the D cup, LOL!
Hubby is up on the roof hammering away again. Probably no nap again today for this chick. Good thing I don't have to get up early for work right now. If any of you out there are thinking of doing home renovations..............sell the house and buy a new one. Well, okay that's a bit harsh, especially seeing as we opted not to cuz we love our neighbourhood. But you still won't want to go there unless you have a pretty strong relationship. Or at least a good sense of humour. I think that's what's keeping me from the looney bin. I JUST WANT MY HOUSE AND PEACE & QUIET BACK!!
Okay peeps I think this post is toast...... have a great week and take good care of each other. PEACE to you and yours!
Love Jude
Thanks to my friend Roxy for sending me this funny:
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
Through the last handful of years, I seem to have become one of those ladies who have to wear the "Salvation Army" type of bra, and I've gone from a lifetime of "Can't Complain" to "Dang!" Hey, they need men's ginchies to be categorized by "cup" size, don't you think? It's only fair afterall. They could be categorized by the same bra letters:
A cup - "Ah, thanks but no thanks"
B cup - "Better than 'A', I'll have some thanks!"
C cup - "Cute weenie ya got there!"
D cup - "Do me, baby!"
DD cup - "Double Dog Dare Ya to put THAT up there!!"
E cup - "EEEEEK!!" **runs for her life**
Well, it's only my opinion, but men should have to be sized with their underwear too. Then us women can hang out in the men's ginchie section and follow the men home who buy the D cup, LOL!
Hubby is up on the roof hammering away again. Probably no nap again today for this chick. Good thing I don't have to get up early for work right now. If any of you out there are thinking of doing home renovations..............sell the house and buy a new one. Well, okay that's a bit harsh, especially seeing as we opted not to cuz we love our neighbourhood. But you still won't want to go there unless you have a pretty strong relationship. Or at least a good sense of humour. I think that's what's keeping me from the looney bin. I JUST WANT MY HOUSE AND PEACE & QUIET BACK!!
Okay peeps I think this post is toast...... have a great week and take good care of each other. PEACE to you and yours!
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Wednesday, September 07, 2005
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