WALMART.....FOR MUCH MORE THAN JUST BATTERIES!
Is this already happening in the U.S., and us Canadians have been living a sheltered life?? Walmart is now going into the sex-toy and accessory trade!! Apparently, you'll be able to purchase vibrators and other accessories (??) and lotions and things that promote a fun sex life. Good heavens. And the owners of Love Shops here in Edmonton are up in arms saying (literally) that Walmart makes tons of money on other stuff, why can't they leave them alone. Truly! I read this in the paper here this past weekend. Pretty soon we'll be able to buy our batteries AND a vibrator to put them in, all at WalMart! 
And in other news, same newspaper ~~ I am copying this little joke to share with you:
DRIVING WITH CARE
"A patrol cop has the pleasurable task of pulling over a good motorist to hand him a Safe Driving Award. He pulls over a vehicle travelling very carefully indeed.
'Congratulations', he says to the driver, 'I'm rewarding your safe-driving with a $5,000 award. What will you do with the money?'
The driver thinks for a minute and says, 'Well, I guess I'll go get a driver's license.'
'Don't pay any attention to him,' the lady in the passenger seat says. 'He's such a jerk when he's drunk and stoned!'
Pipes up the fella in the back seat: 'I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!'
And at that very moment, a knock comes from the trunk. A muffled voice says, 'Are we over the border yet?"
Seems like it was the cop's lucky day huh?
Soooo.... nobody has noticed that I brought my font size up a few notches to make it even easier to read?? Geez. Like, who's paying attention here, peeps?? I seem to have so many readers who needed it bold, needed it darker, etc. (are you all getting old like me or what) so I figured I'd surprise you all with a L A R G E R font size too, and get all kinds of kudos or something. Huh. Not even a bite. Well fine then.
So, awhile ago I talked sister Pammie into taking a week of her holidays during my time off, so we could have some sister excursions, and some fun. Well this week has turned out so far to SUCK for that, and with the gas guys and plumbing guys and electricians all needing to be all over the house making messes and tons of noise, she's been pretty much up here with me, the both of us stuck in this little room of mine I call a den, with the TV and computer. Us and her two sweet little doggies. (we can't leave them in their home downstairs with all that mess and horrendous noise going on around them) Trying to just stay out of the way. BUT!! Today we are going out shopping!! Or....at least, "browsing"! We're headed to Ikea to look around, Pammie needs new living room furniture, as she hasn't any at all right now. When we had our windows replaced, that was her only opportunity to get her monstrosity of an over-sized sectional sofa taken out of here, through the open hole where her window was being replaced. We both need desperately to get some new clothes too, so maybe tomorrow we'll head over to Sears, where I have over $100 in Sears points. So today will be fun for a change, dammit!!
And once again, I've been remiss in welcoming newcomers to my blog. Man.....I forget stuff so easily I write myself sticky notes all over the place. Then I forget to read my sticky notes. There have been a couple of newcomers but one I've already plugged in a post here, and that was Orion. Welcome Orion! And a couple very new additions, starting with Melanie. Mel is another Lepp fan, and a sweetheart. She's even got some Leppy tunes playing over there. How cool is that!
And Cristie, a sweet little thang with the most beautiful colours on her blog, I must say. Every time I open her page I feel like it's spring in my house. Welcome Cristie and Mel, it's great having you here, along with the rest of my Beautiful People, my bloggin' buddies.
Time to head out with Pammie, so have a great Hump Day everyone, and take care of each other ~~ I'm asking the Universe to please take care of everyone down south in the path of yet ANOTHER hurricane. Stay safe everyone!
PEACE,
Love Jude
And in other news, same newspaper ~~ I am copying this little joke to share with you:
DRIVING WITH CARE
"A patrol cop has the pleasurable task of pulling over a good motorist to hand him a Safe Driving Award. He pulls over a vehicle travelling very carefully indeed.
'Congratulations', he says to the driver, 'I'm rewarding your safe-driving with a $5,000 award. What will you do with the money?'
The driver thinks for a minute and says, 'Well, I guess I'll go get a driver's license.'
'Don't pay any attention to him,' the lady in the passenger seat says. 'He's such a jerk when he's drunk and stoned!'
Pipes up the fella in the back seat: 'I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!'
And at that very moment, a knock comes from the trunk. A muffled voice says, 'Are we over the border yet?"
Seems like it was the cop's lucky day huh?
Soooo.... nobody has noticed that I brought my font size up a few notches to make it even easier to read?? Geez. Like, who's paying attention here, peeps?? I seem to have so many readers who needed it bold, needed it darker, etc. (are you all getting old like me or what) so I figured I'd surprise you all with a L A R G E R font size too, and get all kinds of kudos or something. Huh. Not even a bite. Well fine then.
So, awhile ago I talked sister Pammie into taking a week of her holidays during my time off, so we could have some sister excursions, and some fun. Well this week has turned out so far to SUCK for that, and with the gas guys and plumbing guys and electricians all needing to be all over the house making messes and tons of noise, she's been pretty much up here with me, the both of us stuck in this little room of mine I call a den, with the TV and computer. Us and her two sweet little doggies. (we can't leave them in their home downstairs with all that mess and horrendous noise going on around them) Trying to just stay out of the way. BUT!! Today we are going out shopping!! Or....at least, "browsing"! We're headed to Ikea to look around, Pammie needs new living room furniture, as she hasn't any at all right now. When we had our windows replaced, that was her only opportunity to get her monstrosity of an over-sized sectional sofa taken out of here, through the open hole where her window was being replaced. We both need desperately to get some new clothes too, so maybe tomorrow we'll head over to Sears, where I have over $100 in Sears points. So today will be fun for a change, dammit!!
And once again, I've been remiss in welcoming newcomers to my blog. Man.....I forget stuff so easily I write myself sticky notes all over the place. Then I forget to read my sticky notes. There have been a couple of newcomers but one I've already plugged in a post here, and that was Orion. Welcome Orion! And a couple very new additions, starting with Melanie. Mel is another Lepp fan, and a sweetheart. She's even got some Leppy tunes playing over there. How cool is that!
And Cristie, a sweet little thang with the most beautiful colours on her blog, I must say. Every time I open her page I feel like it's spring in my house. Welcome Cristie and Mel, it's great having you here, along with the rest of my Beautiful People, my bloggin' buddies.
Time to head out with Pammie, so have a great Hump Day everyone, and take care of each other ~~ I'm asking the Universe to please take care of everyone down south in the path of yet ANOTHER hurricane. Stay safe everyone!
PEACE,
Love Jude
posted by Jude at Wednesday, September 21, 2005
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